Sorry.

Sometimes at night...
...I sneak into the abortion clinic...
...And if I squint my eyes just right I can see the baby ghosts floating to purgatory.

God I have an addictive personality. Thankfully I never tried cigarettes.

Two Shitty Cartoons for the Price of ONE!

"I'm just saying, for once, after a long day of performing miracles it'd be nice to come home to something cooking on the stove"
Jesus could turn water into wine, but never a ho into a housewife.